Welcome to Confession Wednesday! I believe that sometimes admitting our behaviors is the first step in correcting them…or laughing at them…either way…here’s what I am confessing to this week:
I started a 10-day liver cleanse... WHAT WAS I THINKING?!!! I don’t even know where my liver is located. But, apparently it needs to be cleaned.
For 10 LONG days I can only eat certain foods… nothing delicious. I can eat beans, pears, apples, white rice, green vegetables, fish, and kale chips…a few other things too, but I think this is enough detail for you to get the point. I also have to drink this awful powder shake stuff that has a gritty texture. And, take a bunch of vitamins that make my pee a greenish-yellowish with a slight glow… kind of the color of a glow stick.
I’d love me a liver cleanse if all I was allowed to eat were cookies and licorice… or drink as much vodka as my liver desired. Funny that none of those things were on the “approved” foods list.
I must confess that I am not giving up my coffee, as the cleanse suggests. I'm worried the withdrawals will be worse for my system than if I just keep drinking. Don’t judge!
So, here’s my confession for this Wednesday…
I am suffering through a liver cleanse, but, after 10 days, I am going to have the cleanest and most beautiful liver west of the Mississippi!